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Adam Sandler
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Teenage Love On The Phone
Richie:'So ya doin' good?' Samantha:'Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?' Richie: 'How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.' Samantha: 'Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he doesn't want me on the もっと沢山の歌詞は ※ Mojim.com phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.' Richie: 'Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi...' [She hangs up phone]
[Phone rings] Richie: 'Hello?' Samantha: 'Sorry, I thought he was coming.' Richie: 'That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet Samantha: 'Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.' Richie: 'Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around...' [She hangs up phone] Richie: 'Come on..'
[Phone rings] Richie: 'Hey.' Samantha: 'Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.' Richie: 'That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..' [She hangs up the phone again] Richie: 'Give me a break...'
[Phone rings] Richie: 'Hello.' Samantha: 'Sorry. It was just my dog.' Richie: 'Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?' Samantha: 'He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.' Richie: 'Don't hang up!' Samantha: 'Richie, I can't talk!' Richie: 'No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.' Samantha: 'It's not my dad.' Richie: 'What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?' Samantha: 'Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.' Richie: 'Who's there? Is it a guy!?' Samantha: 'Richie!' Richie: 'I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!' Samantha: 'oh.. it's just.. hold on.'
[Hands phone to guy] Richie: 'Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl! You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!' Buffoon: 'Fuckin' shit!' Richie: 'Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!' Buffoon: 'One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.' Richie: 'Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!' [Richie slams down phone]
Samantha: 'What happened? Was he mad?' Buffoon: 'My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!' Samantha: 'Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest.' [Whispering]'I love you...'
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