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Flanders & Swann
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Song of Reproduction
I had a little gramaphone I wind it round and round And with a sharpish needle It made a cheerful sound And then they amplified it It was much louder then And to sharpened fibre needles to make it soft again Today for reproduction I'm as eager as can be Count me among the faithful fans of high-fi-de-li-ty High fidelity Hi-fi's the thing for me with an LP disc and an FM set and a corner reflex cabinet High frequency range Complete with autochange All the highest notes Like a sharp norflat The ear can't hear as high as that Still I ought to please any passing bat With my high fidelity Who made this circuit up for you anyway? You bought it in a shop?! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Ooh what a horrible shoddy job they fobbed you off with Surprised they let you have it in this room anyway the acoustics are all wrong If you raise the ceiling four feet Put the fireplace from that wall to that wall You'll still only get the sterophonic effect if you sit at the bottom of that cupboard I see you've got your negative feedback coupled in with you push-pull input/output Take that across through ya red-in pick-up to ya tweeter If you're modding more than 8 You're gonna get 'wow' on ya top Try to bring that down through your preamp rumble filter through ya woofer What'll ya get? Flatter on ya bottom High fidelity FFRR for me I've an opera here that you shan't escape on miles and miles of recording tape High decibel gain Is easy to obtain With the tone control at a single touch 'Bel Canto' sounds like 'Double Dutch' Then I never did care for music much It's the High Fidelity
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